Aap Kitne Hi Achche Kaam Kar Len Lekin Log Use Hi Yaad Karte Hain... . . . . . . . . . . Jo Udhaar Leker Mara Ho
Santa: Teri Bivi Ko English Aati Hai Kya? Banta : Nahin Vah Ganv Ki Hai Santa: Achchha Meri To Parsanal Hai
Jito: Fon Par Itni Dhimi Aavaj Men Kisse Baat Kar Raho Ho? Santa: Bahan Se Jito: To Fir Dhimi Aavaj Men Kis Liye? Santa: Teri Hai
Lion to Lioness: Sach Bataa, Shaadi Se Pahele Tera Koi Chakkar Toh Nahin Thaa Na? Lioness: Is Baat Pe Mujhe Ek Sher Yaad Aa Gayaa...
Maine ek din uperwale se poocha.. Aap meri usi waqt kyun nahi sunte jab main maangta hoon? Awesome Reply- Uperwale muskura kar kaha.. Main to teri gunahon ki saza bhi us waqt nahi deta jab tu karta hai.
Biwi: Aji suniye jab aapne pahli baar mera ghungat uthaya tha to kaisa laga tha? Pati: Bhagwaan ki kasam agar hanuman chalisa Yaad na hoti to Mar hi jaata.